In old country of Schlupsk, I am ditch digger. 在施卢普斯克的老家，我是挖沟人。
It is not always great. 这并不总是很棒。
Life is difficult. 生活是艰难的。
But then one day, 但有一天，
Hashem gives me a miracle. 哈什姆给了我一个奇迹。
Her name is Sarah. 她的名字叫萨拉。
She is strong 她很强壮
and she has all her teeth, top and bottom. 而且她所有的牙齿，上下都有。
I decide at once to woo her. 我立刻决定向她求爱。
Wooing fails, 求爱失败了，
but I am determined to win her. 但我决心要赢得她。
Every day, I dig twice the ditch. 每天，我挖两倍的沟。
It is greatest summer of my life. 这是我一生中最棒的夏天。
We have so much in common. 我们有这么多共同点。
Her favorite color black. My favorite color black. 她最喜欢的颜色是黑色。我最喜欢的颜色是黑色。
Her parents murdered by Cossacks. 她的父母被哥萨克人杀害了。
My parents murdered by Cossacks. 我的父母被哥萨克人杀害了。
I notice nice little thing about her. 我注意到她身上有一件可爱的小事。
She always sneeze same way. 她总是以同样的方式打喷嚏。
Four time. 四次。
Is adorable. 很可爱。
Sometimes, when we want to be alone, 有时候，当我们想独处的时候，
we go to very special bog. 我们去了非常特别的沼泽。
We tell each other all our hopes and dreams. 我们告诉彼此我们所有的希望和梦想。
Oh. 噢。
We have wedding in front of whole town. 我们在全镇人面前举行婚礼。
Hashem blesses us. 哈什姆保佑我们。
For a bit. 有一段时间。
We are attacked by Cossacks. 我们被哥萨克人袭击了。
Bloodthirsty, Jew-hungry, 嗜血，饥渴的犹太人，
Russian maniacs drunk from vodka. 喝伏特加的俄国疯子。
Jew! 犹太人！
The Cossacks destroy our whole world. 哥萨克人毁灭了我们的整个世界。
But... 但是..。
we are the Greenbaums. 我们是格林鲍姆一家。
We are strong. 我们很强大。
And together there is no stopping us. 团结在一起，没有什么能阻止我们。
We keep fighting till we have American dream. 我们一直在战斗，直到我们有了美国梦。
All right, let's get these 好的，我们来拿这些
dumb Polacks outta here. 笨蛋波兰人滚出去。
Compared to Cossacks, 与哥萨克人相比，
Americans very kind. 美国人很善良。
All right. This way, you filthy Jews. Let's go. 好的。这边走，你们这些肮脏的犹太人。我们走吧。
I find good job in pickle factory. 我在泡菜厂找到了一份好工作。
A good Jewish business. 一笔不错的犹太生意。
The foreman will not let me mix salt. 工头不让我调盐。
Or sort cucumber. 或者分拣黄瓜。
But he says I can chase rats with club 但是他说我可以用棍棒追赶老鼠
and he will pay nickel for every ten Herschel smash. 他会为每十次赫舍尔的打碎付五分钱。
It is not dream job. 这不是梦寐以求的工作。
But I am grateful for chance to prove my worth. 但我很感激有机会证明我的价值。
Get your seltzer water here! Just one bright, shiny nickel. 把你的苏打水拿过来！只要一枚光亮的五分镍币。
Some things still out of reach. 有些东西仍然遥不可及。
Seltzer water. Get your seltzer water! 苏打水。拿上你的苏打水！
Yeah, you, sir. Seltzer water today? 是的，就是你，先生。今天要苏打水吗？
It's only one bright, shiny nickel for the men. 对男士来说只有一枚光亮的五分镍币。
It's only one bright, shiny nickel for the ladies. 女士们只有一枚光亮的五分镍币。
But over time we work and save. 但随着时间的推移，我们工作和储蓄。
I grant Sarah's wish. 我实现了莎拉的愿望。
A beautiful Greenbaum family plot 一块美丽的格林鲍姆家庭地块
for us to share. 供我们分享。
Forever. 直到永远。
Then Hashem gives us biggest miracle of all. 哈什姆给了我们最大的奇迹。
So one night to Sarah 所以有一天晚上萨拉
I make this vow. 我发这个誓言。
Our child will be strong. 我们的孩子会变得强壮。
And our child's child will be strong. 我们孩子的孩子会变得强壮。
Our family will prosper. 我们的家庭会繁荣昌盛。
And in 100 years, 在100年后，
the Greenbaums will be powerful. 格林鲍姆家族将会变得强大。
Successful. 成功了。
The strongest in the land. 是这片土地上最强的。
And then one day, 然后有一天，
everything changed. 一切都变了。
Attention! 当心!当心!
This factory has been condemned. 这家工厂已被谴责。
-Damn it. -Shit. -该死的.-见鬼.
Dude, we're never gonna find this, bro. 伙计，我们永远也找不到这个的，兄弟。
No, it's definitely this way. 不，绝对是这边。
Whoa. 哇哦。
Let's go! 我们走吧!
Please! Please! Settle down. 请!请!冷静点。
Essentially, the pickle brine preserved him perfectly. 从本质上说，泡菜盐水把他保存得很好。
It's been 100 years, but he hasn't aged a day. 已经100年了，但他一天也没有变老。
-That's impossible. -You don't honestly expect us -那是不可能的.-你不会真的希望我们
to buy that, do you? 去买那个，是吗？
What's the science behind it? 它背后的科学依据是什么？
Please, let me explain. 请听我解释。
The scientist explains. 科学家解释说。
His logic is good. 他的逻辑是好的。
It satisfies everyone. 它让每个人都满意。
-Oh, yes. -It makes sense. -哦，是的。-这是有道理的。
-Absolutely. -Very clear. -当然。-非常清楚.
But... 但是..。
I'm very sad. 我很难过。
The world has changed. 世界已经改变了。
Everything I know is gone. And... 我所知道的一切都消失了。而且..。
...everyone. .每个人.
I'm so sorry, Herschel. 我很抱歉，赫歇尔。
You will check again. 你会再查一遍的。
We already checked the city records twice. 我们已经查过两次城市记录了。
She wasn't brined. 她不是盐水。
She's been dead for 80 years. 她已经死了80年了。
You will check again. 你会再查一遍的。
We already checked. 我们已经查过了。
My Sarah is gone. 我的莎拉走了。
Our child is gone. 我们的孩子不见了。
I have nothing. 我一无所有。
Then I get some great news. 然后我得到了一些好消息。
Great news, Herschel. 好消息，赫歇尔。
It took a little bit of doing, 这花了一点功夫，
but we were able to track down a living relative. 但我们找到了一个活着的亲戚。
I have family? 我有家人吗？
Yes. 是。
A great-grandson. 曾孙。
And, as luck would have it, he lives right here in Brooklyn 幸运的是，他就住在布鲁克林
and he's exactly the same age as you. 他和你的年龄完全一样。
And we're contacting him right now. 我们现在就联系他。
Thank you. 谢谢。
I am so excited I forget all my misery. 我太激动了，把所有的痛苦都忘得一干二净。
Even though I have not met this Ben, 即使我没见过这个本，
I can see him in my mind. 我能在脑海中看到他。
He will be just like how I vowed to Sarah, 他会像我对莎拉发誓的那样，
powerful. 很强大。
Successful. 成功了。
The strongest in the land. 是这片土地上最强的。
Oh, I'm sorry. 哦，我很抱歉。
Excuse me. 打扰了。
Greenbaum. 格林鲍姆。
Yeah. 是啊。
Greenbaum. 格林鲍姆。
Greenbaum! 格林鲍姆！
All right! 好的!
It must be so crazy for you. 这对你来说一定很疯狂。
Very crazy. 非常疯狂。
Crazy for me, too, man. 我也很疯狂，伙计。
Are you allowed to leave? 你可以离开吗？
Do you wanna come back to my apartment? 你想回我的公寓吗？
-Very much. -All right. Let's go. -非常喜欢.-好的.我们走吧。
Yeah, I got him. I'm his great-grandson. 是的，我抓到他了。我是他的曾孙。
So he's gonna stay with me for a bit. Yeah. Thank you. 所以他要和我住一段时间。嗯。谢谢。
Take it in. 把它收起来。
Cool, huh? 很酷，是吧？
Make way. 让路。
It's a scooter. 这是一辆滑板车。
They're actually pretty fun. 他们实际上很有趣。
Anyway, I can't wait to show you, like, the future. 不管怎样，我迫不及待地想给你展示一下，比如，未来。
There's so much cool shit, man. You're gonna love it. 有太多很酷的狗屎了，伙计。你会喜欢的。
It's cool, man. It's a cab. 很酷，伙计。是辆出租车。
It's gonna take us back to my apartment. Hop in. 它会把我们带回我的公寓。上车吧。
It's all right. 没事的。
Oh, yeah, crawl in. 哦，是的，爬进去。
There you go. You got it. 这就对了。没问题。
We're going to Brooklyn, please. Thank you. 我们要去布鲁克林。谢谢。
Here we are, man. 我们到了，伙计。
Home, sweet home. 家，甜蜜的家。
Hey, check this out. 嘿，看看这个。
Alexa, lights. 亚历克莎，开灯。
Pretty cool, huh? 很酷，是吧？
All this yours? 这些都是你的吗？
Yeah. I mean, I don't own it or anything like that. 嗯。我的意思是，它不是我的，或者诸如此类的东西。
I do live here by myself. I work from home, 我确实一个人住在这里。我在家工作，
though, a lot. 不过，很多次。
It would be nice, honestly, to have someone around. 老实说，有个人在身边会很好。
So you can stay here as long as you want. 所以你可以在这里待多久都行。
I do not want to be burden to you. 我不想成为你的负担。
It's not a burden, Herschel. At all. I mean... 这不是负担，赫歇尔。完全没有。我是说..。
I really never thought I would get a chance 我真的从来没想过我会有机会
to meet another Greenbaum. So... 去见另一个格林鲍姆。所以..。
Neither did I. 我也不知道。
You must be thirsty. 你一定渴了。
I mean, you were brined for, like, a century. 我是说，你被培养了大概一个世纪。
And there's salt in brine, right? 盐水里还有盐，对吧？
So you must be pretty parched, to say the least. 所以，至少可以说，你一定很渴。
Can I get you something to drink? 要我给您拿点喝的吗？
Macadamia milk? Or there's cashew milk. 澳洲坚果奶？或者有腰果奶。
I got pea milk. They're milking peas now. 我有豌豆奶。他们现在正在挤豌豆。
They're milking everything these days, dude. 这些天他们什么都挤，伙计。
You name it, they're milking it. 你能想到的，他们都在榨取。
I got mint tea. I have kombucha. 我有薄荷茶。我有康普茶。
-"Kombucha"? -Yeah. -“Komzchia”？
It's fermented... stuff. Honestly, I don't even know. 它是发酵的..。一些东西。老实说，我甚至不知道。
Tastes nasty. But it's very healthy. 味道很难吃。但是它是非常健康的。
-Would you like some? -Is fine. -你要来点吗？-很好.
They inject drink into my arm in hospital. 他们在医院里给我的胳膊注射饮料。
-I am fine. -Fair enough. -我很好.-很公平。
There must be something I can get you. 一定有什么我能帮你弄到的。
Would you like some seltzer? 你要来点苏打水吗？
You have seltzer. 你有苏打水。
Oh, I got seltzer for days, son. 哦，我喝了好几天苏打水，孩子。
I got a whole seltzer machine. It's pretty cool, actually. 我有一整台苏打汽水机。实际上，这很酷。
Ya just fill this up there. 你只要把这个填满就行了。
That's it. You put in the cartridge. 就这样。你把子弹放进去。
"Cartridge." “卡特里奇”
And you just press that button. Makes you seltzer. 你只要按下那个按钮就行了。让你喝苏打水。
Press button. 按下按钮。
Exactly. You wanna press it? 一点儿没错。你想按一下吗？
You'll let me press seltzer button? 你会让我按下苏打水按钮吗？
Yeah. It's a pretty big deal, but we're family. 嗯。这是件大事，但我们是一家人。
So you can press the seltzer button. 这样你就可以按下自选器按钮了。
Knock yourself out. 把你自己弄得精疲力尽吧。
Yeah! 是啊!
There you go. You're seltzering. 这就对了。你在自我陶醉。
Pretty cool, huh? 很酷，是吧？
-The bubble. -So many bubbles. -泡沫。-这么多泡泡。
Well... 嗯..。
One for you. And one for me. 给你一杯。再给我来一杯。
Cheers. 干杯。
L'chaim. L‘chaim.
Ooh! 哦!
Yeah. 是啊。
Crazy. 太疯狂了。
This must be very overwhelming for you. 这一定让你不知所措。
It's a lot. It's a little much. 太多了。这有点过头了。
But I think you'll find there's actually, like, 但我想你会发现实际上，就像，
some pretty cool stuff about the future. 一些关于未来的很酷的东西。
Oh, yeah. Exactly. Not just that. 哦，是啊。一点儿没错。不仅如此。
Uh, I know what else you might like. 呃，我知道你还会喜欢什么。
You like music, right? 你喜欢音乐，对吗？
Yes. 是。
Watch this. 看这个。
Alexa, play... 亚历克莎，玩吧..。
oldies. 老朋友们。
Here's a station for you. Oldies. 这是您的车站。老朋友们。
Pretty cool, huh? 很酷，是吧？
It's a stereo, 这是个立体声音响
and it plays music from the Internet. 它还播放互联网上的音乐。
It comes through these speakers. 它是通过这些扬声器传来的。
Pretty good, huh? 很不错，是吧？
It's a good song. 这是首好歌。
Here, check it, check it, check it. 这里，检查一下。
It's you. It's you singing. 那就是你。是你在唱歌。
No, I'm lip-synching. Get in there. 不，我是假唱。进去吧。
-Get in there, man. -It's okay. -进去，伙计.-没关系的.
-It's okay. -Get in there. -没关系的.-进去吧.
I watch you dance. 我看着你跳舞。
I'm a very good dancer for my time. 就我所处的时代而言，我是一个非常好的舞者。
Come on. Get in there. 赶快。进去吧。
Come on. Get in there. I know you want to. 赶快。进去吧。我知道你想这么做。
Yeah. 是啊。
Oh, there you go. 哦，给你。
Brooklyn's probably changed a lot since you last saw it, 布鲁克林可能比你上次看到它变了很多，
I would imagine. 我可以想象。
Good pizza, huh? 披萨不错吧?
Hey. 嘿，嘿。
They are couple? 他们是情侣吗？
Yeah, yeah. Interracial couples 是啊，是啊。异族情侣
totally cool now 现在完全酷了
in parts of the country. 在这个国家的部分地区。
Yeah, check it out. 是啊，看看这个。
Twinsies. 双胞胎。
Hey, nice clothes. Is that vintage? 嘿，衣服不错。那是古董酒吗？
-Good, huh? -Hmm? -很好,是吧?
Kosher, too. 也是犹太教徒。
This is a scooter. 这是一辆滑板车。
You have legs. You do not need this thing. 你有腿。你不需要这个东西。
That is a weirdly inappropriate thing to say. 这是一件非常不恰当的事情。
How many pairs of shoes you own? 你有几双鞋？
Um, like seven, maybe? 嗯，大概7个吧，也许吧？
Seven. How many sock? 七。几只袜子？
I have like 20, 25 pairs of socks. 我大概有20到25双袜子。
Twenty-five socks! Twenty-five. 二十五只袜子！二十五个。
It's a lot of socks. 袜子很多。
Ben Greenbaum. Owner of 25 pair of sock. 本·格林鲍姆。拥有25双袜子的主人。
It's pretty normal for today. 对于今天来说，这是很正常的。
Tell me, what is it you do for job? 告诉我，你是做什么工作的？
Wait, let me guess. You're a doctor. 等等，让我猜猜。你是个医生。
No. You're a lawyer. 不是的。你是个律师。
No. 不是的。
Close. Freelance mobile app developer. 关。自由移动应用程序开发人员。
What? 什么？
It's easier if I show you. 如果我带你去看就容易多了。
Here, come on. 来，来吧。
You're gonna think it's dope. Which means "good." 你会觉得很棒的。意思是“好”
Check it out, man. 看看这个，伙计。
Go. 去。
A magic rectangle. You make this? 一个魔术长方形。这是你做的吗？
No, I didn't invent the iPad. I wish I did, though. 不，iPad不是我发明的。不过，我也希望我知道。
But let me ask you this, 但让我问你这个问题，
before people buy something 在人们买东西之前
what's something they wish they knew? 他们希望知道的事情是什么？
How long has meat been dead for? 肉死了多久了？
Yeah, that. 是啊，就是那个。
Also, they want to know 另外，他们还想知道
whether or not the company they're buying from is ethical. 不管他们买东西的公司是否合乎道德。
-They do? -Yes. -是吗？
They do. It's called "conscientious shopping." 他们是这样做的。这叫做“认真购物”。
It's very popular. 它很受欢迎。
My app makes it very easy. 我的应用程序让这一切变得非常容易。
All you do is, you scan a product. 你所要做的就是扫描一件产品。
And it tells you whether or not the company is ethical 它会告诉你公司是否合乎道德
by analyzing its carbon footprint, 通过分析它的碳足迹，
its labor policies, 它的劳工政策，
and a bunch of other things and it gives you a score. 还有一堆其他的东西，它会给你打分。
Check it out. 看看这个。
91. 91.
These kale chips are gonna be extra delicious 这些甘蓝薯条会特别好吃
because I know how ethical they are. 因为我知道他们有多道德。
Thanks to Boop Bop. 多亏了Bop Bop
-"Boop Bop"? -Boop Bop, yeah. -“Bop Bop”？
-It's called "Boop Bop." -Why Boop Bop? -这叫“Bop Bop”-为什么叫Bop Bop？
Um... 恩。
You know, it's kinda just like the trend, 你知道吗，这有点像潮流，
I guess, these days 我想，这几天
to give apps, like, silly names. 给应用程序起愚蠢的名字。
You know, Venmo, Hulu, Hipmunk and... 你知道，文摩，葫芦，伊普蒙克和..。
You know, you might think it's kinda silly. 你知道吗，你可能会觉得这有点傻。
But I've been working on it pretty hard 不过，我已经花了很大力气
for five years now, basically. 基本上是五年了。
And once I sell this thing, I can finally, you know, 一旦我卖了这个东西，我终于可以，你知道，
start the next chapter, which is exciting. 开始下一章，这是令人兴奋的。
You work for five years. How come you no sell? 你工作了五年。你怎么不卖呢？
It's just... 只是..。
not ready yet. 还没准备好。
I'm still finalizing some things. 我还在最后敲定一些事情。
Just really focused on getting it right, you know? 只是专注于把它做好，你知道吗？
Making it perfect. 让它变得完美。
I think once it's ready, though, I'll have 不过，我想一旦准备好了，我就会
a pretty easy time selling it. 很容易就能把它卖出去。
I went to school with this guy who works in venture capital. 我和一个在风险投资公司工作的家伙一起上学。
And I'm pretty sure he'd be into it. 我很确定他会喜欢的。
He said that they wanna hear the pitch as soon as it's done. 他说他们一做完就想听推荐信。
But I'm still kind of noodling with the logo. 但我还是有点纠结于商标。
I mean, this mustardy one has really been growing on me. 我是说，这件霉味的衣服真的让我喜欢上了。
I kinda wish it was mustardier, though. 不过，我还是有点希望它会变得更像穆斯塔迪尔(Mustardier)。
Is this your father? 这是你父亲吗？
No, that's David Bowie. 不，那是大卫·鲍伊。
Is this your mother? 这是你母亲吗？
No, that's also David Bowie. 不，那也是大卫·鲍伊。
That whole poster's David Bowie. 整张海报都是大卫·鲍伊。
How come in this whole place you have so many things, 为什么在这个地方你有这么多东西，
but no pictures of family? 但是没有全家福？
I have pictures of my family. 我有我全家福的照片。
I just haven't really, 我只是没有真的，
you know, like, framed them and incorporated them in my... 你知道，就像，把它们装框起来，然后放进我的.
design. 设计。
But I got that stuff right here. 但我这里就有那些东西。
You kept. 你一直留着。
Yeah. I kept. 嗯。我一直留着。
Who is this? 您是哪位？
That's... 那是..。
your son. 你的儿子。
It's Mort Greenbaum. 我是莫特·格林鲍姆。
"Mort"? “死了”？
Sarah had son. 莎拉有了儿子。
How was his life? 他的生活怎么样？
Was he success? 他成功了吗？
Yeah. He was a foreman of a brick factory. 嗯。他是一家砖厂的工头。
A foreman? 工头？
Yeah. 是啊。
Who is this? 您是哪位？
Uh... 呃.。
That's Mort's son. 那是莫特的儿子。
David Greenbaum. Your grandson. 大卫·格林鲍姆。你的孙子。
He was also foreman? 他也是工头？
He was an accountant. 他是个会计。
-Accountant. -Yeah. -会计。-是的。
This his wife? 这是他的妻子吗？
Mm-hmm. 嗯嗯。
Who is this very shapely young woman here? 这位身材很好的年轻女子是谁？
That's me. 那就是我。
These are your parents. 这是你的父母。
Where are they? 他们在哪里？
They passed away. 他们都去世了。
I'm very sorry. 十分抱歉。
Murdered or regular? 是被谋杀的还是普通的？
It was a car crash. 那是一场车祸。
So, regular. 所以，普通的。
You will tell me everything of their death 你要告诉我他们的死讯
so I may bear witness to your grief. 所以我可以为你的悲痛作证。
How their bodies died, their faces as the life left. 他们的身体是怎么死的，他们的脸是如何离开生命的。
Be very specific. 要非常具体。
Spare no detail. 不放过任何细节。
We will bond over our pain. 我们会为了我们的痛苦而团结在一起。
No detail too small. 没有任何细节是不重要的。
We don't have to get into that right now. 我们现在没必要谈这个。
You wanna get outta here? Let's go to Smorgasburg. 你想离开这里吗？我们去斯摩尔加斯堡吧。
They have jackfruit nachos that are actually really good. 他们有菠萝蜜玉米片，真的很好吃。
We will go to cemetery now. 我们现在要去墓地了。
Visit Greenbaum family grave, pay our respect to dead. 参观格林鲍姆家族的坟墓，向死者致敬。
Actually, I'm not sure... 实际上，我不确定..。
I don't think the cemetery's open right now. 我想墓地现在不开放。
So we go to cemetery tomorrow. 所以我们明天去墓地。
I think it was maybe supposed to rain. 我想可能是应该下雨的。
So I guess weather permitting. 所以我想如果天气允许的话。
All right. But now we go to shul, 好的。但现在我们去舒尔，
we say Mourner's Kaddish, prayer for dead. 我们说穆尔纳的卡迪什，为死亡祈祷。
Must properly honor memory of Sarah, Mort, your parents. 一定要好好纪念莎拉，莫特，还有你的父母。
Yeah, I'm not... 是啊，我不是.
I'm not sure that's something I want to do right now. 我不确定这是我现在想做的事。
But I would be happy to walk you over there. 不过，我很乐意陪你过去。
What is problem? 有什么问题吗？
It's not a problem. 这不是问题。
I guess I understand why you're a religious person. 我想我明白你为什么是个信教的人了。
That makes sense for someone from your era. 这对你那个时代的人来说是有意义的。
But I am not... 但我不是..。
I'm not very religious. 我不是很虔诚。
You do not know Mourner's Kaddish? 你不知道穆尔纳的卡迪什吗？
Not anymore, no. 不再是了，不。
How do you grieve for dead parents 你如何哀悼死去的父母？
if you do not say prayer for dead? 如果你不为死者祈祷呢？
I'm doing okay. 我过得很好。
I do not understand. 我什么都不了解。
You were raised Jew. 你从小就是犹太人。
Yeah. 是啊。
Are you not still Jew? 你不还是犹太人吗？
Technically. 严格来说是这样。
I also had a Jumanji-themed bar mitzvah. 我还参加了以朱曼吉为主题的成人礼。
It's not like I was that religious 我又不是很虔诚
in the first place. 首先。
Also, like, organized religion is very regressive. 而且，比如说，有组织的宗教是非常倒退的。
Praise Hashem, there is still beautiful Greenbaum plot. 赞美哈什姆，还有美丽的格林鲍姆情节。
Very special place. Very special. 非常特别的地方。非常特别。
Tell me, how high is elm tree now? 告诉我，榆树现在有多高？
100 feet? 100英尺？
200 feet? 200英尺？
Yeah. Something like that. Probably. I'm not 100% sure. 嗯。差不多吧。可能吧。我不是百分之百肯定。
When last time you come? 你最后一次来是什么时候？
I don't know, maybe like five years ago, or somethin'. 我不知道，也许是五年前，或者别的什么。
So been a little while. 所以有一段时间没见了。
Wait. 等。
It's this way. 是这边。
This way! 这边请!
Sweet Hashem. 甜蜜的哈什姆。
You let them put garbage. 你让他们扔垃圾。
And you let them put huge sign block out sun and kill tree! 你让他们把巨大的招牌挡住太阳杀死了树！
Yeah, it's not on our property. 是的，它不在我们的财产上。
There's nothing we can do about it. 我们对此无能为力。
Sarah. 莎拉
You okay? 你还好吗？
We will pray. 我们会祈祷的。
Hey, guys! 嘿，伙计们！
Sorry, you can't be there. 抱歉，你不能去那里。
What? 什么？
We're putting up a billboard! 我们要挂一块广告牌！
What it say? 上面写了什么？
It's an ad for vanilla-flavored vodka. 这是一则香草味伏特加的广告。
Vanilla-flavored... 香草味的。
...vodka? ..。伏特加？
Cossacks. 哥萨克人。
Cossack! 埃米利亚诺!
Hershel, what are you doin', man? 赫谢尔，你在干什么，伙计？
You will take down vanilla vodka... 你要喝下香草伏特加。
or I will do violence. 否则我会施暴。
What? 什么？
You will take down vanilla vodka... 你要喝下香草伏特加。
or I will do violence. 否则我会施暴。
Look, buddy, I don't have time for-- 听着，伙计，我没时间.
Oh, shit. No! 哦，见鬼。不是的！
-Stop! -Yes! 住手！-是的！
Stop! 停!
Come on! Come on! 赶快!赶快!
Ben! Ben! 是我呀!是我呀!
Come on! 赶快!
You can never stop the Greenbaums! 你永远阻止不了格林鲍姆一家！
You will never stop the Greenbaums! 你永远阻止不了格林鲍姆一家！
Your payment's been processed. You're free to go. 你的付款已经处理好了。你可以走了。
Fantastic. 太棒了。
We must go back to grave. 我们必须回到坟墓里去。
We will cut down Cossack billboard. 我们要砍掉哥萨克广告牌。
Dude, if we do that, 伙计，如果我们这么做了，
we're gonna go back to jail. So, no. 我们要回监狱了。所以，没有。
Okay. We must purchase billboard from Cossack, 好吧。我们必须从哥萨克那里买广告牌，
which I do not like, 我不喜欢这一点，
and then we cut down billboard. 然后我们砍掉广告牌。
First off, the Cossacks don't own it. 首先，哥萨克人并不拥有它。
Second off, it's owned by some giant billboard company. 其次，它属于某个大型广告牌公司。
It costs $200,000. 它的价格是20万美元。
Then we buy from giant company and then we cut down billboard. 然后我们从大公司买东西，然后我们砍掉广告牌。
Why are you being so difficult about this? 你为什么对这件事这么为难？
I can't afford it! 我可负担不起!
You have moneys? Your parents leave you moneys? 你有钱吗？你父母留给你钱了吗？
I don't have $200,000. 我没有20万美元。
You have all this, so you have moneys. 你拥有所有这些，所以你有钱。
How much moneys you have? 你有多少钱？
I have some money left, but I don't have a lot left. 我还剩一些钱，但不多了。
And I have a lot less now that I had to bail us 现在我的钱少了很多，因为我不得不保释我们
out of jail, Herschel. 出狱了，赫歇尔。
It's not my fault! 这不是我的错!
What is your fault is that you started a fight with 你的错是你挑起了一场
some construction workers! 一些建筑工人！
Someone has to defend honor of family. Not you. 总得有人来捍卫家族的荣誉。不是你。
And I'd be defending the honor of our family more 我会更多地捍卫我们家族的荣誉
if I wasn't busy trying to create a company 如果我不是忙于创建一家公司
and a product, man! 还有一件产品，伙计！
You're busy? Oh, yes. Not selling Boop Bops. 你很忙吗？啊，是。不是卖BOOP BOPS的。
You don't understand how much pressure there is 你不知道压力有多大
on this stuff. Okay? 在这些东西上。好吧?
I'm trying to make it perfect. 我在努力让它变得完美。
Blue. Green. Red. Who cares? 蓝色。绿色。红色。谁在乎呢？
Pick a color! 选一种颜色！
Companies are made or broken by the color of their logo! 公司的成败取决于其标志的颜色！
Let me tell you something. 让我告诉你一件事。
In Schlupsk, we have saying. 在施卢普斯克，我们说。
Oh, good. Yeah, what is it? I'm sure this has aged well. 哦，太好了。是啊，怎么了？我敢肯定这个陈年很久了。
If man says he is going to throw punch, 如果男人说他要扔拳头，
but he does not throw punch, 但他不会出拳，
it is because this man secretly has polio arm. 那是因为这个人偷偷地有小儿麻痹症的手臂。
This is you. 这就是你。
You have polio arm. 你有小儿麻痹症手臂。
This your polio arm. 这是你的小儿麻痹症手臂。
Throw your punch! 把你的潘趣酒扔出去！
Do something, Ben! 做点什么，本！
Don't just sit there, looking at Boop Bops. 别光坐在那里，看着波普波普斯。
Blue, yellow, green! Who cares? 蓝色，黄色，绿色！谁在乎呢？
Throw your punch! 把你的潘趣酒扔出去！
Okay. Fine! You know what? Fine! Fine! 好吧。很好!你猜怎么着？很好!很好!
-Good. Good. Do it. -I'll email the guy. -很好.好的。去做吧。-我会给他发邮件的
No choice anyway. I have no money. 反正也别无选择。我没有钱。
It's not ready. Logo's not right. 它还没有准备好。徽标不正确。
Who cares about the stupid logo? 谁会在乎这个愚蠢的标志呢？
You know they cured polio, right? 你知道他们治愈了小儿麻痹症，对吧？
-They did? -Yes, they did. -是吗？-是的，他们是这样做的
A long time ago. A guy named Jonas Salk. 很久以前了。一个叫乔纳斯·索尔克的人。
Was he Jew? 他是犹太人吗？
He was. Yes. 他是。是。
-He was Jewish? -Yes. 他是犹太人吗-是的
Yes! Knew it. 是!我就知道。
Oh, yeah, big win. 哦，是的，大获全胜。
I would look at polio people and think, 我会看着脊髓灰质炎患者想，
"They could fix this." “他们可以解决这个问题。”
You thought that? 你是这么想的吗？
This problem not unfixable problem. 这个问题不是无法解决的问题。
You put a Jew on this, he will fix this. 你派个犹太人来做，他会修好的。
Very prophetic of you, Herschel. 你真有先见之明，赫歇尔。
I was right. Very good. 我是对的。非常好。
He's texting back. 他在回短信。
He says my idea's "straight fire." 他说我的想法是“直截了当的。”
That's a good thing. 这是件好事。
He wants me to come in today and pitch my idea in person. 他想让我今天来亲自介绍我的想法。
He wants your Boop Bops. 他想要你的BOOP BOPS。
-This is a big deal, Herschel. -Yes. -这是件大事，赫歇尔.-是的。
He wants my Boop Bops. 他想要我的BOOP BOPS。
Ben, what's up? 本，怎么了？
Hey! How's it going, man? 嘿!你好吗，伙计？
We're not gonna invest. 我们不会投资的。
-What? -Yeah. Sorry, man. -什么-是的抱歉，伙计。
What's the problem? 有什么问题吗？
Before you came in, we googled your name 在你进来之前，我们在谷歌上搜索了你的名字
and the first thing that comes up is your arrest. 第一件事就是逮捕你。
Look, it's just bad optics. 听着，这只是眼镜不好。
I mean, the whole app is about ethics, 我是说，整个应用都是关于道德的，
and the founder is a violent criminal. 创始人是个暴力罪犯。
Like, if you Boop Bopped Boop Bop, 就像，如果你跳波普，
you'd get a really low Boop Bop score. 你会得到很低的Bop Bop分数。
Is there anything we can do? 有什么我们能做的吗？
Can we spin this or something like that? 我们可以旋转这个或类似的东西吗？
Oh, no. Definitely not. 哦，不。绝对不是那么回事。
No one's gonna touch this, man. This is... 没人会碰这个的，伙计。这是..。
This idea is dead. 这个想法已经过时了。
Look, consider this an opportunity. 听着，把这当作一个机会。
I mean, there's tons of other ideas. 我是说，还有很多其他的想法。
-How long did it take to come up with this? -花了多长时间才想出这个？
-Five years. -五年。
Five years. That's-- 五年了。那是.
Long time. 很长时间了。
Yeah, that's a while. 是啊，有一段时间了。
Sorry to disappoint you, I guess. 很抱歉让你失望了，我想。
Maybe you can make an app where it doesn't matter 也许你可以做一个无关紧要的应用程序
if the founder's a bad person. 如果创始人是个坏人。
Like a social media thing. 就像社交媒体上的东西。
Hey. I don't know if you want my advice, man, 嘿。我不知道你是否需要我的建议，伙计，
but it's never too late to do things completely differently. 但是，做完全不同的事情永远不会太晚。
You know? 你知道?
-Yeah. -Yeah. -是的.-是的.
Take care, man. 保重，伙计。
Call me if you got anything new. 如果你有什么新消息就打电话给我。
Did you get moneys? 你拿到钱了吗？
No. I didn't get moneys. 不是的。我没有拿到钱。
And I'm afraid that I might never get moneys 我担心我可能永远拿不到钱
for my business that is based on ethics 因为我的生意是以道德为基础的
now that I have a criminal record for assault 既然我有袭击的犯罪记录
because of you! 因为你！
I was worried no one would want your Boop Bops 我担心没人会想要你的Bop Bops
because is terrible idea. So... 因为这是个糟糕的主意。所以..。
I have other idea. 我有别的主意。
We start pickle business. 我们开始做泡菜生意。
Is good business. Jewish business. 是一笔不错的生意。犹太人的生意。
I have knowledge of pickling. 我有腌制的知识。
I was myself a pickle. 我自己也是个泡菜。
That's a very stupid idea, Herschel. 这是个非常愚蠢的主意，赫歇尔。
It will work. 看起来不错。
We will start pickle business. 我们要做泡菜生意。
We will become success. 我们会成功的。
You will finally make dead parents proud. 你最终会让死去的父母感到骄傲。
Don't you talk about my parents. 你不要谈论我的父母。
You never talk about my parents! 你从不谈论我的父母！
You don't know anything about them! 你对他们一无所知！
You never met them! 你从没见过他们！
'Cause you were too busy getting pickle-brined 因为你忙着腌制咸菜
for 100 years! 一百年了！
It's your fault, Herschel. 这是你的错，赫歇尔。
You got us arrested. 你害我们被捕了。
You ruined my business that I spent years on! 你毁了我多年的生意！
It's a good thing Sarah's not around anymore. 幸好莎拉已经不在身边了。
'Cause if she was, she would be ashamed of you. 因为如果她是的话她会为你感到羞耻
You hear this vow. 你听到这个誓言了。
I will create pickle empire. 我要创建泡菜帝国。
I will make $200,000. 我会赚20万美元。
I will buy back Cossack land. 我要买回哥萨克的土地。
And I will cut down billboard. 我会砍掉广告牌。
I will prove you stupid. 我会证明你很笨。
Because you are my enemy. 因为你是我的敌人。
You dishonor Greenbaum name. 你玷污了格林鲍姆的名字。
We are no longer family. 我们不再是一家人了。
Good luck with that. 那就祝你好运。
You don't know jack shit about shit, man. 你不知道杰克狗屎关于狗屎，伙计。
You can't even read from what I can tell. 据我所知，你甚至都看不懂。
You're gonna start a pickle empire? 你要建立一个泡菜帝国？
You can't even survive out there without my help! 没有我的帮助你甚至在外面都活不下去！
Do not need help from anybody. 不需要任何人的帮助。
I will prove you stupid with no help from anybody ever! 在没有任何人帮助的情况下，我会证明你是愚蠢的！
I would like to purchase. How much? 我想买。多少钱？
Looks like these are 90 cents apiece. 看起来这些是90美分一件。
Terribly sorry, little boy. It sounds to me 非常抱歉，小男孩。对我来说，这听起来
like you are saying these cucumbers 就像你说的这些黄瓜
are 90 cents apiece. 每件90美分。
I am. 我是。
Cucumber. 黄瓜。
And salt. 还有盐。
Yes! 是!
Oh, my God. Kevin, look. 天哪。凯文，看。
Artisanal pickles. 手工泡菜。
Well, he's not on Yelp. 他不在Yelp上。
Sir. How local is your produce? 先生。你们的土特产有多土生土长？
I make pickle here in Brooklyn. 我在布鲁克林做泡菜。
And are they all-natural? 它们都是天然的吗？
Is pickle. 就是泡菜。
But do you add any chemicals like, 但是你有没有加任何化学物质，比如，
you know, benzoates or preservatives? 你知道，苯甲酸盐还是防腐剂？
I do not even know these words. 我甚至不认识这些词。
Oh, I like your style. 哦，我喜欢你的风格。
Ooh, let's see. 噢，让我看看。
Wow! Ooh. 哇!哦。
Just hits me in my throat. 直击我的喉咙。
Very pungent. 非常辛辣。
Let me smell it. 让我闻一下。
Oh! Yeah, that burns. 噢!是啊，那很刺痛。
You can feel the burn. 你能感觉到灼热。
I can, like, smell it in my eye. 我可以，就像，从我的眼睛里闻到。
Feel the sting. 感受一下刺痛。
Give it to me again. Let me smell it. 再给我一次。让我闻一下。
Mm, yeah, that's straight from the devil. 嗯，是的，那是直接从魔鬼那里来的。
Satanic. Oh, it stinks. 撒旦。哦，太臭了。
You know what, it would go so good 你知道吗，它会很棒的
with the kelp ceviche. 和海带酸辣酱一起吃。
Oh, my God, that's right. How much do we owe you? 哦，天哪，没错。我们欠你多少钱？
You want to buy? 你想买吗？
Of course. 当然了。
Is four dollar for pickle. 泡菜是四美元。
Three dollar less than big store 比大商店便宜三美元
and I include the scum. 我把人渣也算进去了。
-Okay. Sure. -Okay! Yeah, scum. -好的.好的。-好的！是啊，人渣。
-Here you go. -That's great. -给你。-那太好了.
Scum it is. 就是人渣。
You no haggle. 你没有讨价还价的余地。
Haggle? No, I mean, it seems like four dollars 讨价还价？不，我是说，好像是四美元
is appropriate for one pickle. 适用于一种泡菜。
Yeah, unless you got a coupon. 是啊，除非你有优惠券。
Ew! 恶！恶！
Also, you bring back jar when you finish. 还有，吃完后把罐子带回来。
-He reclaims his jars. He reclaims his jars. -他收回了他的罐子.他收回了他的罐子。
-Wow. -哇.
There is nothing wrong with used jar. 用过的罐子没什么问题。
They same after many, many use. 它们在多次使用后都是一样的。
Amen to that! 阿门！
-Amen. -Amen. -阿门.-阿门.
You are religious. 你是个虔诚的教徒。
Amen! Well, thank you so much. Have a good day. 阿门!好的，非常感谢你。祝你今天愉快。
Don't forget bring back jar. 别忘了把罐子带回来。
Or I will find you, and I will do 否则我会找到你，我会做的
terrible violence. 可怕的暴力。
You know what? You should do a post on him. 你猜怎么着？你应该写一篇关于他的文章。
Oh. Yeah. How could I not? 噢。嗯。我怎么会不呢？
Hey, man, how's it going? 嘿，伙计，过得怎么样？
Yeah, not fantastic. 是啊，不是很棒。
I found out I gotta basically throw away 我发现我基本上要扔掉
the app I was working on, 我正在开发的应用程序，
and start again from scratch. 从头开始。
-Bummer. -Yeah. Big bummer. -Bummer.-是的。大坏蛋。
But I'll think of something. 不过，我会想办法的。
It's about the smell. 是关于气味的。
You know is good. 你知道这很好。
Pickles should smell like vomit. 泡菜闻起来应该像呕吐物。
Excuse me, what is that? 打扰一下，那是什么？
It's a blog post about that old-timey pickle guy 这是一篇关于那个老泡菜人的博客文章
over on Bedford. 在贝德福德那边。
Oh, yeah. I heard about that guy. 哦，是啊。我听说过那个人。
It's crazy, right? Look, here, check it out. 太疯狂了，对吧？听着，这里，看看这个。
Herschel's jars have no label, 赫歇尔的罐子没有标签，
and his product doesn't even have a name. 他的产品甚至没有名字。
But he just might be the most authentic 但他可能是最真实的
artisanal pickler in all of Williamsburg. 整个威廉斯堡的手工泡菜。
And his accent is cute AF. 他的口音是可爱的AF。
Hello. 你好。
Aww! Oh, my God! 啊！天哪!
So he uses, like, repurposed pickle jars, 所以他用了，就像，改变用途的泡菜罐，
cucumbers, salt and rainwater, and that's it. 黄瓜，盐水和雨水，就这些。
Time to invest right now, right? 现在是投资的时候了，对吧？
Is this a popular blog? 这是一个受欢迎的博客吗？
This video's got like a million views, 这个视频有一百万的点击量
so people are loving this pickle guy. 所以大家都很喜欢这个泡菜男。
Maybe we should sell those here. 也许我们应该在这里卖那些。
Picklebacks, pickle shots. That's cool, right? 泡菜，泡菜。很酷，对吧？
Looks cool. 看起来很酷。
I know. 我知道呀。
Herschel, your pickles are the hottest thing in Brooklyn. 赫歇尔，你的泡菜是布鲁克林最辣的。
How does it feel to be such a runaway success? 取得如此巨大的成功是什么感觉？
Ben Greenbaum, you see me now on your television box. 本·格林鲍姆，你现在在你的电视盒上看到我了。
Well, I become huge success. 嗯，我取得了巨大的成功。
Soon I buy back Cossack billboard 很快我就会买回哥萨克广告牌
and I prove you are stupid. 我证明了你是愚蠢的。
You are stupidest person I ever seen in my life. 你是我这辈子见过的最愚蠢的人。
Wow, that Ben guy really sounds stupid. 哇，那个本听起来真的很蠢。
...genius compared to you. .比你更有才华.
Okay. Not sure who Ben is. 好吧。不确定本是谁。
Herschel, I understand your pickles are made 赫歇尔，我知道你做的泡菜
with rainwater. 还有雨水。
-Rainwater, yes. -Yes. -Rainwater，是的。-是的。
Rainwater from gutters. 排水沟里的雨水。
Nutrients from roof come off into jar. 屋顶上的营养物质掉进罐子里。
There's bird droppings in there? 里面有鸟粪吗？
All sorts of animal parts in here. 这里有各种各样的动物部位。
Little essence of animal feet. 动物脚的一点精华。
Could you pull over, please? 请靠边停车好吗？
Hello. Health Department? 你好。卫生局吗？
I'd like to file a complaint. 我想投诉一下。
-There you go. You take pickle. -给你.你拿着泡菜。
-Gratitude. -感激之情。
Are you Herschel Greenbaum? 你是赫歇尔·格林鲍姆吗？
Yes, 14 dollar for pickle. 是的，泡菜14美元。
Ten dollar extra if you want telephone photograph 如果您想要电话照相，要额外付10美元。
with the Herschel. 和赫歇尔一起。
Get in line. 请排队。
Listen, you're gonna have to shut this down immediately. 听着，你得马上把它关掉。
Why shut down? 为什么要关门呢？
Because you've got dozens of flagrant health violations. 因为你有很多明目张胆的健康违规行为。
You can't just take food out of a garbage can 你不能就这么把食物从垃圾桶里拿出来
and sell it to people. 然后把它卖给人们。
-That's insane. -But is all-natural. Is vegan. -那太疯狂了.-但这是全天然的.是素食者。
No benzoate. No preservative. 不含苯甲酸盐。不含防腐剂。
You're lucky no one has died. 你很幸运没人死。
You owe $12,000 in taxes, fees and fines. 你欠12000美元的税费和罚款。
Till then, you are shut down. 在那之前，你将被关闭。
Ew. Guys. 真恶心。伙计们。
Eighty-six the pickles. They're made out of garbage. 86个泡菜。它们是用垃圾做的。
Nope. 不是的。
Oh, my God. 天哪。
-CHRISTIAN: Herschel, we heard the terrible news. 克里斯蒂安：赫歇尔，我们听到了可怕的消息。
-KEVIN: Yeah, what happened? 凯文：是啊，发生什么事了？
I was shut down by evil woman. 我被邪恶的女人关了门。
They tell me I have to "bring things up to code." 他们告诉我，我必须“使事情符合规范”。
I do not know how to do this all by myself. 我不知道我自己怎么做这一切。
-You could scale up the business, right? -你可以扩大业务规模，对吗？
-True. 真的
-Maybe hire some workers. -That's good. -也许雇一些工人。-那很好.
Cannot afford workers. 请不起工人。
You could get interns! 你可以找实习生！
Yes. 是。
"Interns"? “实习生”？
Yeah, they're unpaid workers. 是啊，他们是无偿工人。
Unpaid workers. 没有工资的工人。
Right. You compensate them in education and experience. 正确的。你在教育和经验上补偿他们。
Like slave? 就像奴隶一样？
No, no, no. That's not what I mean. 不，不，不。我不是那个意思。
That's a little bit of an oversimplification. 这有点过于简单化了。
Now, listen, Herschel. You run a small, 现在，听着，赫歇尔。你经营一家小型的，
ethically conscious... 有道德意识的..。
Next. 下一个。
Mr. Greenbaum, I would just like to thank you in advance 格林鲍姆先生，我想先谢谢你
for considering me for this internship. 考虑让我做这份实习工作。
My name is Clara. I am a rising senior at NYU. 我叫克拉拉。我是纽约大学一名正在崛起的大四学生。
I have a 4.2 GPA. I am president 我的平均绩点是4.2分。我是总统
of the Asian Cinema Club-- 亚洲电影俱乐部的成员--
Show me your teeth. 让我看看你的牙齿。
Yes. 是。
Herschel is back! 赫歇尔回来了！
Gloves, here you go. Everyone needs gloves. 手套，给你。每个人都需要手套。
That's the regulation. 这是规定。
Like the beard tucked in. That's important! 就像胡须塞进去一样。这很重要！
All right. Let's get this up to code, people. 好的。伙计们，让我们把这件事讲清楚。
Just pickling. No talking. 只是在泡菜。不要说话。
No! 不是的！
No, no, no! 不，不，不！
CLARA: Almost there. Keep it up! 克拉拉：快到了。坚持下去!
All right! 好的!
This is what we're reaching for, everybody. 各位，这就是我们要达到的目标。
This is the dream. 这就是我的梦想。
This is the goal. 这就是我们的目标。
Perfect jar of pickle. 完美的泡菜罐子。
Go. 去。
Hey there! 你们好啊！
Yes! 是!
Yes, yes, yeah! 是啊，是啊，是啊！
Thank you. 谢谢。
Yeah! 是啊!
Move it, move it! 快点，快点！
Hurry! Hurry up! 快点！快点儿!
It says your deed on the lot is paid in full. 上面写着你在这块土地上的地契是全额付清的。
Cut it down. 把它砍下来。
Herschel win! Yeah! 赫歇尔赢了！嗯!
This is the beginning. Right? You heard it here first, folks. 这只是个开始。对吗？各位，你们是先在这里听到的。
Benjamin Greenbaum is gonna change the world. 本杰明·格林鲍姆将改变世界。
That's what you're gonna do. 这就是你要做的。
Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it. 好的，谢谢你。我很感激。
We know it. We know it. 我们知道这一点。我们知道这一点。
Oh, yeah. Bill Gates, move over. 哦，是啊。比尔·盖茨，让开。
-Move over, Bill Gates. -Watch out, Bill. -让开，比尔·盖茨.-小心，比尔.
Ben Greenbaum's got your number. 本·格林鲍姆有你的号码。
I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. 我很感激。谢谢你们，伙计们。
And we know you're gonna do such great things. 我们知道你会做很多很棒的事。
Great things. -And speaking of... 伟大的事物。-说到.
Guys. 伙计们。
-It's just a little... -A little something. -只是有点.-一点小东西.
Oh, my God. 天哪。
It's an investment. An investment 这是一项投资。一项投资
in your new company. 在你的新公司里。
-We wanted to get in on the ground floor. -我们想从一楼进去。
-Yes, absolutely. Bottom. -是的，当然。底部。
My company doesn't even have a name yet, so I think 我的公司甚至还没有名字，所以我想
it's a little premature. 现在有点为时过早。
Come on! You'll think of something. 赶快!你会想出办法的。
You could just call it "Mom and Dad." 你可以直接叫它“爸爸妈妈”
You're so creative, inventive. 你太有创造力了，很有创造力。
"Mom and Dad." I like that-- “爸爸妈妈”我喜欢这样--
I have done it. 我已经做到了。
I have restored honor to family and conquered the Cossacks. 我恢复了家族的荣誉，征服了哥萨克人。
Congrats. 恭喜你。
Now I have some free time on my hands, 现在我有一些空闲的时间，
so I have good news. 所以我有个好消息。
Herschel is back. 赫歇尔回来了。
I have decided I would come back 我已经决定我会回来
to be with you. 和你在一起。
Not for me. I am fine. Very stable. 对我来说不是。我很好。非常稳定。
Not ups and downs. Herschel feel very happy 而不是跌宕起伏。赫歇尔感到非常高兴
all the time. 一直。
Oh, yeah? 哦，是吗？
But for Ben, I figure maybe I come back and I help you. 但对于本，我想也许我会回来帮你。
You have no wife, no children, no friends, and now no job. 你没有妻子，没有孩子，没有朋友，现在没有工作。
You need help! 你需要帮助！
Herschel will help. Do not worry. 赫歇尔会帮忙的。别担心。
Go away, Herschel. I don't want you here. 走开，赫歇尔。我不想让你在这里。
Okay? 好吗?
Just please leave my apartment. 请离开我的公寓。
But I am only family you have left. 但我是你唯一的家人。
You need Herschel. 你需要赫歇尔。
Without Herschel, you'll be all alone. 没有赫歇尔，你会孤身一人。
No one to fix broken life. 没有人可以修复破碎的生活。
My life isn't broken, Herschel. 我的生活并没有破碎，赫歇尔。
I'm fine. I'm completely happy. 我很好。我非常高兴。
The only problem I have right now, honestly, is you. 老实说，我现在唯一的问题就是你。
Just please go! 请你走吧！
If you do not realize you need Herschel, 如果你没有意识到你需要赫歇尔
you are stupider than Polish person. 你比波兰人还笨。
And they are the stupidest. 他们是最愚蠢的。
How's your Twitter presence these days, Herschel? 这些天你在推特上的表现怎么样，赫歇尔？
What is Twitter? 推特是什么？
"What is Twitter?" You don't know what Twitter is? “什么是Twitter？”你不知道推特是什么吗？
Big, powerful pickle magnate like you doesn't know 像你这样的大块头，有权势的泡菜大亨不知道
what Twitter is? 推特是什么？
I might know what it is by other word. 换句话说，我也许知道那是什么。
Well, maybe tell me what it is. Clarify. 好吧，也许告诉我是什么。澄清一下。
Twitter, you know, it's a marketplace of ideas 推特，你知道，它是一个思想的市场
where the world's best and brightest come 世界上最优秀、最聪明的人聚集的地方
to share their opinions 分享他们的观点
in a very measured and reasonable manner. Twitter. 以非常慎重和合理的方式。推特。
I will do Twitter. 我会做推特的。
You probably think you can but it's very complicated. 你可能认为你可以，但这很复杂。
I don't think you'll get it. 我想你不会明白的。
-I can do anything. -I don't think you can. -我什么都能做.-我想你做不到。
-Can you do Twitter? -Oh, I can do Twitter. -你会推特吗？-哦，我会推特
If you can do Twitter, I can do Twitter. 如果你能做推特，我也能做推特。
In order to do Twitter really well, 为了真正把推特做好，
you gotta be raw and uncensored 你必须是原汁原味的，未经审查的
and share your completely unfettered opinions. 分享你完全无拘无束的观点。
I don't think you'll be good at that. 我想你不会擅长那个的。
-I will do Twitter! -Really? I don't know. -我会上推特的！-真的吗？我不知道。
You watch me, Ben! I will do Twitter. 你看着我，本！我会做推特的。
I will do Twitter better than anyone has ever 我会把推特做得比任何人都要好
done Twitter. 上推特了。
Well, I'll believe it when I see it, Herschel. 当我看到的时候我会相信的，赫歇尔。
You will see it. And you will believe it. 你会看到的。你会相信的。
Well, have at it, my friend! 好吧，那就动手吧，我的朋友！
Watch. 观看。
Sir, some people hire a publicity team to help. 先生，有些人雇了宣传队来帮忙。
No help. 没有帮助。
I will be Twitter and nothing can stop me now. 我将成为推特，现在没有什么能阻止我。
Now read me back my dictation. 现在把我的听写重读一遍。
Okay. 好的。
"Wheelchair people, “坐轮椅的人，
-my pickles are so good... -Yes. -我的泡菜太好吃了.-是的。
...it will make you forget Hashem has cursed you." ……它会让你忘记哈什姆诅咒过你。“
Hashem has cursed their legs but not their mouths. 哈珊诅咒了他们的腿，却没有诅咒他们的嘴。
They can eat pickle. 他们可以吃泡菜。
-Is good. -Okay. -很好。-好的.
-Send to Twitter. -Sending. -发送到Twitter。-正在发送。
"We sell to all peoples “我们卖给所有人
even woman, unless they are menses, 即使是女人，除非是月经，
in which case, stay in tent." 那样的话，就呆在帐篷里吧。“
Stay in tent. 呆在帐篷里。
Next Twitter. 下一个推特。
-"Attention, sodomites." -Yes. “小心鸡奸犯”-好的
"Hashem will smite you for your sin! “哈珊会因你的罪惩罚你！
You will burn in flames for your crimes against God. 你会因为你对上帝的罪行而被烧死。
Buy my pickles." 买我的泡菜吧。“
Perfect to send. 非常适合发送。
Very good. 非常好。
Yep. 是的。
Oh, lots of customers today. 哦，今天顾客很多。
Those are not customers. Those are protesters. 那些不是顾客。那些是抗议者。
You're disgusting, man! 你真恶心，伙计！
How dare you? 你怎么敢?
"Protesters"? “抗议者”？
Down with Herschel! 打倒赫歇尔！
Sir, as grateful as I am to you 先生，我对您的感激之情溢于言表
for this educational opportunity, 为了这个教育机会，
I am afraid that I can no longer 恐怕我再也不能
continue this endeavor in good conscience. 问心无愧地继续这项工作。
Thank you for the college credit. 谢谢你的大学学分。
Clara! 克拉拉!
Down with Herschel! Down with Herschel! 我的心！我的心！
You traitor! 你这个叛徒！
After everything I do for you! 在我为你做了这么多之后！
I'm sorry. 对不起。
Down with Herschel! 打倒赫歇尔！
Go away! Go away! 走开!走开!
Who is Herschel Greenbaum? 赫歇尔·格林鲍姆是谁？
And what is he selling? 他卖的是什么？
Is it pickles? 是泡菜吗？
Or is it hate? 还是因为仇恨？
Greenbaum's tweets are so outrageous, 格林鲍姆的推文太离谱了
they seem almost designed to cause offense. 他们似乎几乎是为了引起冒犯而设计的。
You're insane! 你疯了！
He's drawing protests and boycotts. 他正在招致抗议和抵制。
But maybe that's the point. 但也许这就是关键所在。
Some view him as a hateful bigot 有些人认为他是一个可恨的偏执狂
with rage in his heart. 心中充满怒火。
Others see him as a defender of free speech, 其他人认为他是言论自由的捍卫者，
a clever provocateur testing the limits 一个聪明的挑衅者在试探极限
of the First Amendment. 第一修正案。
Look, I get it. He's saying 听着，我明白。他是说
some controversial things 一些有争议的事情
but he's religious, so I believe him. 但他信教，所以我相信他。
He's what we need right now. 他就是我们现在需要的。
Everybody in the mainstream media's like, 主流媒体的每个人都喜欢，
"Herschel's this terrible person." “赫歇尔是个可怕的人。”
I think they got it all wrong. 我想他们全搞错了。
He's playing chess. Everybody else 他在下棋。其他所有人
is playing checkers. 就是下跳棋。
Tonight, we'll find out who 今晚，我们将揭晓谁是
Herschel Greenbaum really is 赫歇尔·格林鲍姆真的是
from the man himself, Herschel Greenbaum. 从那个人身上，赫歇尔·格林鲍姆那里。
Tell me, Herschel. How do you respond 告诉我，赫歇尔。你对此有何回应？
to those who have called your belief system abhorrent? 对那些说你的信仰体系令人憎恶的人？
I would tell these people 我会告诉这些人
I do not understand what this word means. 我不明白这个词是什么意思。
So, what you're saying is when it comes to online speech 所以，你的意思是，当谈到在线演讲时
you don't understand restrictions. 你不了解限制。
I am saying I do not understand 我是说我不明白
what is happening. 到底发生了什么。
I do not understand... 我不明白..。
what is happening... 到底发生了什么。
with this whole thing. 与这整件事有关。
What is happening 发生了什么事？
with this whole thing? 和这整件事有关吗？
With our culture, our country, our way of life? 我们的文化，我们的国家，我们的生活方式？
This is a question Herschel Greenbaum 这是赫歇尔·格林鲍姆提出的问题
for better or worse, is determined to ask. 不管是好是坏，都决心要问。
What is happening? 发生什么事了？
What is happening right now? 现在发生了什么事？
I really wish somebody would tell me 我真希望有人能告诉我
what is happening. 到底发生了什么。
Indeed. 确实如此。
Herschel, you have captivated the imagination, 赫歇尔，你已经把想象力吸引住了，
the hearts and minds of the entire world 整个世界的心灵和思想
with your passion and your truth. 用你的热情和你的真理。
Buy my pickle. Buy my pickle. Buy my pickle. 买我的泡菜吧。买我的泡菜吧。买我的泡菜吧。
We will. 我们会的。
Okay, be that as it may 好的，尽管如此
your stance on gender roles is so regressive 你对性别角色的立场太倒退了
that it would effectively limit women to a life of servitude. 这实际上会将女性限制在奴役的生活中。
Exactly, servitude. Woman like to serve. 没错，奴役。女人喜欢服务。
She has little hands for serving things to people 她用小手给人上菜。
in very nice, graceful way. 以一种非常优美、优雅的方式。
Women have nipples to serve milk to people. 女人有乳头为人们提供牛奶。
Woman have hole in lower body to produce babies. 女人下半身有洞来生孩子。
In other words, serve babies out of hole in body. 换句话说，就是把婴儿送出身体的洞里。
Yeah. Yeah! 是啊。是啊!
Woman like serve! Yes! 女人喜欢服务！是!
Incredibly offensive. 令人难以置信的冒犯。
-Someone is menses. -No. -有人来月经了。-没有.
That debate is certainly settled. 这场辩论肯定已经解决了。
Let's throw it to the audience for questions. 让我们把它抛给观众提问吧。
You, sir. 你，先生。
Herschel, wow. It's amazing to talk to you. 赫歇尔，哇。和你谈话真是太棒了。
What an honor. 这是我的荣幸。
Honor to be here. 很荣幸来到这里。
I was wondering how you felt about the taxes 我想知道你对税收有什么看法
that are crushing small businesses. 它们正在摧毁小企业。
I'm glad you ask. 很高兴你这么问。
You tax Herschel, Herschel will do 你是赫谢尔，赫谢尔想要多。
violence to you. 对你施暴。
Yes, terrible violence! 是的，可怕的暴力！
Miss. 小姐
Herschel, have you considered running for office? 赫歇尔，你有没有考虑过竞选公职？
I would like office. 我想要办公室。
I would like big office. 我想要大办公室。
I would like biggest office in America! 我想要美国最大的办事处！
Huge office! 办公室真大！
Oh, how about you? In the back. 哦，你呢？在后面。
Yes, the shapely young woman in the back row. Cannot see. 是的，坐在后排的那位身材匀称的年轻女子。看不见。
Yes, thank you. Hello. Thank you. 好的，谢谢。你好。谢谢。
I was wondering what your thoughts are 我想知道你的想法是什么
on Christian prayer in public schools. 关于公立学校的基督教祈祷。
Yes, thank you. 好的，谢谢。
Oh, simple question. Easy to answer. 哦，简单的问题。很容易回答。
I don't think I'm saying anything controversial 我不认为我在说什么有争议的话
when I say everybody know Jesus Christ mother 当我说每个人都知道耶稣基督母亲
was prostitute. 是妓女。
-And she invent story -她编造了一个故事
of Christianity 基督教的信仰者
to cover up fact that she prostitute. 来掩盖她是妓女的事实。
So if you believe in Jesus, 所以如果你相信耶稣，
you are stupid idiot. 你是个愚蠢的白痴。
You suck, Herschel! I'm gonna get you! 你太差劲了，赫歇尔！我会抓住你的！
We interrupt your 我们打断了您的话
regularly scheduled program 定期安排的节目
to bring you this special report. 为您带来本期特别报道。
Herschel Greenbaum the time-traveling immigrant 赫歇尔·格林鲍姆，时间旅行移民
who captured America's hearts and minds 谁俘获了美国人的心
has fallen hard from grace. 已经严重失宠。
The public outcry against his bigotry 公众对他的偏执表示强烈抗议
is spreading throughout the country. 正在全国蔓延。
He's been condemned by leaders on the left and right. 他受到了左翼和右翼领导人的谴责。
And that's not all. 这还不是全部。
Authorities are apparently calling for his deportation. 当局显然是在要求将他驱逐出境。
Due to an outdated filing system 由于档案系统过时
at the Ellis Island storage facility, 在埃利斯岛的储存设施，
his paperwork cannot be located. 他的文件找不到了。
Therefore, his citizenship has been revoked. 因此，他的公民身份已被撤销。
If you have information about the whereabouts 如果你有关于行踪的信息
of the fugitive illegal alien Herschel Greenbaum, 在逃的非法外星人赫歇尔·格林鲍姆，
please call the tip hotline below. 请拨打下面的小费热线。
I just feel bad for this guy at this point. 我只是在这一点上为这家伙感到难过。
Look, I don't see how Herschel 听着，我不明白赫歇尔怎么
can come back from this one, folks. 可能会从这一次回来，伙计们。
Everyone has deserted him. He's alone in the world. 每个人都抛弃了他。他在这个世界上是孤身一人的。
His life is in ruins. 他的生活一团糟。
And the only person he has to blame for all of it, 他唯一要为这一切负责的人，
I'm sorry, 对不起,
is Herschel Greenbaum. 是赫歇尔·格林鲍姆。
The hell? 见鬼？
Dude. 伙计。
Dude! 伙计!
Stop! 停!
Herschel, what the hell, man? What are you doing? 赫歇尔，见鬼，怎么回事，伙计？你干吗呢？
These Christians, they try to kill me. 这些基督徒，他们想杀了我。
They're not trying to kill you, Herschel. 他们不是要杀你，赫歇尔。
They just wanna send you back to Schlupsk. 他们只是想把你送回施卢普斯克。
Is worse! I never go back to Schlupsk. 更糟！我再也不回施卢普斯克了。
Everything me and Sarah sacrificed 我和莎拉牺牲了一切
to come here is for nothing. 来这里是白来的。
Well, I don't know what to tell you, man. 嗯，我不知道该怎么跟你说，伙计。
I can't do anything for you. 我不能为你做任何事。
There is something. 有一件事。
You must smuggle Herschel away from American authorities. 你必须把赫歇尔带离美国当局。
What? 什么？
I have accepted I have new fate. 我已经接受了我有了新的命运。
I will move to Canada, 我要搬到加拿大去，
become icicle man. 成为冰人。
I will trade beaver for fire. 我愿意用海狸换火。
It's not ideal. But this is what must happen. 这不是很理想。但这是必须发生的事情。
I'm terribly sorry this is happening to you 我对发生在你身上的事感到非常抱歉
and that everyone's turned on you 而且每个人都把矛头指向你
because you've said truly despicable things. 因为你说了非常卑鄙的话。
But I'm not gonna risk getting arrested again 但我不会冒着再次被捕的风险
to help you. 来帮助你。
Is not help. 并不能帮上忙。
Is trade. 就是贸易。
"Trade"? “交易”？
I know you do not like Herschel. 我知道你不喜欢赫歇尔。
I know you think your life better 我知道你觉得你的生活更好
before Herschel. 在赫歇尔之前。
You take me to Canada, 你带我去加拿大，
you never have to see me again. 你再也不用见到我了。
All right. 好的。
Ten miles to Canada, no roads, no checkpoints. 去加拿大10英里，没有道路，没有检查站。
Just walk from here. 从这里走过去就行了。
This will work. 这会行得通的。
Very good. 非常好。
We stay warm together. 我们一起取暖。
Thank you. 谢谢。
There's the border. 这就是边界。
We made it. 我们成功了。
Oh, shit. Someone's coming. Here. 哦，见鬼。有人来了。这里。
Come on. Here, come on, come on. 赶快。这里，快点，快点。
This way, this way. 这边走，这边走。
Stop. Stop! 停。停!
Looks like they're just taking a break or something. 看起来他们只是休息一下什么的。
So we'll just chill here till they're gone. 所以我们就在这里冷静点，直到他们走了。
You do not mind? 你不介意吧？
No, I don't mind. 行，没关系。
-Is there a lot of woods in Schlupsk? -施卢普斯克有很多树林吗？
-Forest. -森林。
-What's the difference? -Wolves. -有什么不同？-狼人
Oh, wow. 哦哇哦。
Sarah loved to chase wolf. 萨拉喜欢追赶狼。
She would club them with stick, 她会用棍棒打他们，
hit them with rock, kill them. 用石头砸他们，杀了他们。
Very good time. 非常愉快的时光。
She sounds pretty amazing. 她听起来很棒。
I wish I could have met her. 我真希望我能见到她。
Although, maybe it's for the best that I didn't. 不过，也许我不这么做是最好的。
Why you say this? 你为什么这么说？
I'm probably not, like, 我可能不是，就像，
the best-case scenario for what the family's become. 对于这个家庭来说，这是最好的情况。
She probably wouldn't be too psyched to, 她可能不会太兴奋，
you know, to see who I am. 你知道，看看我是谁
Not so sure. 不太确定。
Perhaps once I live in Canada, 也许一旦我住在加拿大，
you come to visit Herschel. 你是来拜访赫歇尔的。
You know, maybe-- 你知道，也许.
-Maybe you don't have to go to Canada. -也许你不必去加拿大。
-What do you mean? -你是什么意思？
I mean, now that I think about it, 我是说，现在我想起来了，
you know, maybe we just haven't exhausted all of our options. 你知道，也许我们只是还没有用尽我们所有的选择。
You don't have to go hide in Canada for the rest 你不必为了剩下的事躲在加拿大
of your life. 你生命中的一部分。
We'll fix this, and in the meantime, 我们会解决这件事的，同时，
you can stay with me. We'll figure it out. 你可以和我一起住。我们会想出办法的。
You do not want this. 你不会想要这样的。
What do you mean? 你是什么意思？
You try to get rid of Herschel. 你试着除掉赫歇尔。
Take Herschel to middle of wilderness 带赫歇尔去荒野中央
to take Herschel to Canada. 带赫歇尔去加拿大。
You hate Herschel. 你恨赫歇尔。
I'm just gonna tell you this, man. 我只想告诉你，伙计。
I'm the one who called the Health Department on you. 我就是那个叫卫生局来找你的人。
I got you shut down. That was me. 我让你关门了。那就是我。
And that's not all I did. 我做的还不止这些。
I told you to go on Twitter, 我告诉过你上推特的，
knowing you would say despicable things. 知道你会说些卑鄙的话。
You always do. 你一直都是这样的。
And I did that to sabotage your business. 我这么做是为了破坏你的生意。
Is this it? 是这个吗？
No. After the Twitter thing didn't destroy you, 不是的。在推特的事没有毁了你之后
I attended the debate you were having. 我参加了你们正在进行的辩论。
I went to the back row and I disguised my voice 我走到后排，伪装了我的声音
and I asked the question about Christian prayer in school. 我问了一个关于学校里基督徒祈祷的问题。
I knew exactly what you were gonna say. 我完全知道你要说什么。
I'm so sorry, Herschel. 我很抱歉，赫歇尔。
It was wrong. I shouldn't have done it. 这是不对的。我真不该那样。
I caused this whole thing to happen. Do you forgive me? 我导致了整件事的发生。你原谅我了吗？
-Wait. -You are traitor -等等.-你是叛徒
to your family! 敬你的家人！
You are not Jew! 你不是犹太人！
Hey! Hey, you! Stop right there! 嘿!嘿，你呀!站住别动！
232, requesting backup. 232，请求支援。
Where'd he go? 他去哪里了？
I think it's that pickle guy from the news. 我想是新闻里那个泡菜男。
Come on. 赶快。
Herschel Greenbaum! 是赫歇尔·格林鲍姆！
We know you're out there. 我们知道你还逍遥法外。
Where is this guy? 这家伙在哪？
Hello there, dudes. 你们好啊，伙计们。
Who are you? 你是谁？
I am Ben Greenbaum. 我是本·格林鲍姆。
Where's Herschel Greenbaum? 赫歇尔·格林鲍姆在哪里？
Herschel is back there. 赫歇尔在后面。
You better get him before he escapes. 你最好在他逃跑前抓住他。
I'm on it. 我这就去办。
-All right. You're free to go. -Found him! -好的.你可以走了。-找到他了！
Thanks. 谢谢。
All right, get up. 好了，起来吧。
All right, we got him. 好的，我们抓到他了。
We got a positive ID on Herschel Greenbaum. 我们确定了赫歇尔·格林鲍姆的身份。
-You have the right to remain silent. -你有权保持沉默。
What? 什么？
Anything you say can and will be used against you 你说的任何话都会被用来对付你
in a court of law. 在法庭上。
And now, breaking news. 现在是突发新闻。
This is Susan O'Malley standing inside the Manhattan Federal 这是苏珊·奥马利站在曼哈顿联邦
Courthouse 法院大楼
for what has been labeled one of the most bizarre trials 因为这场被称为最离奇的审判之一
of the century. 本世纪最伟大的人物。
Herschel Greenbaum has been deemed 赫歇尔·格林鲍姆被认为
a persona non grata on American soil. 一个在美国领土上不感恩的人。
His deportation trial got off to a strange start 他被驱逐出境的审判一开始就很奇怪。
as his lawyer put forth a truly unexpected defense, 当他的律师提出一个真正意想不到的辩护时，
that Herschel Greenbaum was not, 赫歇尔·格林鲍姆不是，
in fact, actually Herschel Greenbaum. 实际上，赫歇尔·格林鲍姆。
This is Ben Greenbaum. 我是本·格林鲍姆。
This is Herschel 这是赫歇尔
who switched places with him because as you can see 与他互换位置的人，因为如你所见
Herschel Greenbaum has a beard 赫谢尔·格林鲍姆的胡子
whereas my client, Ben, has no beard. 而我的委托人本没有胡子。
I object, Your Honor. 我反对，法官大人。
What precedent are we setting here? 我们在这里开的是什么先例？
That the defendant isn't actually the defendant? 被告实际上不是被告吗？
Well, then, maybe Charles Manson 那么，也许查尔斯·曼森
wasn't actually Charles Manson. 其实不是查尔斯·曼森。
Let me try something really fast. 让我快速试一下。
So I'm me, I'm me, the guy you know. 所以我就是我，我就是我，你认识的那个人。
Is this a new guy? 这是新来的吗？
With that, I move to dismiss the defense's entire case. 有了这一点，我提议驳回辩方的整个案件。
Granted. 我同意。
Court adjourned. 法庭休庭。
Herschel was quickly put on a ship 赫歇尔很快就被送上了一艘船
back to Eastern Europe 回到东欧
returning to his home country of Schlupsk. 回到他的祖国施卢普斯克。
And with that, America can finally rest easy. 有了这些，美国终于可以高枕无忧了。
The abomination known as Herschel Greenbaum 令人憎恶的赫歇尔·格林鲍姆
will never wreak havoc on our great land ever again. 再也不会在我们伟大的土地上肆虐了。
Back to you, Jim. 回到你身上，吉姆。
Oh, Sarah. 哦,莎拉。
"Boop. Bop." “砰”“砰”
Excuse me, do you speak English? 打扰一下，请问你会说英语吗？
No? 不是吗？
Excuse me. Hi. 打扰了。嗨。
Do you guys speak English? No? No? 你们会说英语吗？不是吗？不是吗？
Thank you. Thank you. 谢谢。谢谢。
Hello. 你好。
Excuse me? 对不起，你说什么？
Excuse me, hi. 打扰一下，嗨。
I need help. I'm very cold. 我需要帮助。我很冷。
Do you know where maybe they'll help me? 你知道他们可能会在哪里帮我吗？
Do you know where I could go for some help? 你知道我可以去哪里寻求帮助吗？
Thank you. 谢谢。
I only speak English. I'm sorry. 我只会说英语。对不起。
You are Jew? 你是犹太人吗？
Yeah. 是啊。
We are need ten Jew men for make minyan 我们需要十个犹太人来做民烟
for Kaddish. 为了卡迪什。
Prayer for dead. 为死者祈祷。
I don't know the words to the prayers. I'm sorry-- 我不知道祈祷用什么词。我很抱歉，--
Is fine! 很好！
Amen. 阿门。
Are you okay? 你没事吧？
Yeah, I've... 是的，我已经……
I've lost some people. 我失去了一些人。
Who? 谁?
My parents. 我的父母。
Hello. 你好。
Is Herschel. 是赫歇尔。
Yeah, I figured that out. 是啊，我想出来了。
Alexa tell me how to fly here. 亚历克莎告诉我怎么飞到这里。
I am truly sorry for doing violence to you. 我真的很抱歉对你做了暴力行为。
And getting you deported to Schlupsk. 把你驱逐到施卢普斯克。
I was wrong. 我错了。
It's okay. 没关系的。
Is not okay. 不太好。
I was wrong about you. 我看错你了。
I thought you did not care about family. 我还以为你不关心家人呢。
But now I see with your Boop Bops, 但现在我看到了你的Bop Bops
you were just trying to honor family. 你只是想以家人为荣。
This is why you do not sell Boop Bops 这就是你不卖BOOP BOPS的原因
and you sit alone all day. 而你却整天一个人坐着。
Not because you are coward. 不是因为你是懦夫。
You not sell Boop Bops 你不能卖波普斯
because you are afraid to let down family. 因为你害怕让家人失望。
But you do not. 但你没有。
I never met mother or father, 我从未见过父亲或母亲，
but they would be proud. 但他们会感到骄傲的。
Sarah would be proud. 莎拉会为你骄傲的。
I am very proud. 我感到非常自豪。
You make my vow come true. 你让我的誓言成真。
You are everything I hoped family would become. 你就是我希望家人成为的一切。
Thank you. 谢谢。
All right. Come. 好的。来。
I would like to show you some place. 我想带你去一些地方。
This place is really nice. 这地方真的很不错。
I really get it. 我真的明白了。
It's very special place. 这是一个非常特别的地方。
This was Sarah's favorite place. 这是莎拉最喜欢的地方。
She had good taste. 她品味不错。
She would be very happy to know you see this place. 如果你看到这个地方她会很高兴的。
I'm glad I got to see it. 我很高兴我能看到它。
You know, I had an idea the other day. 你知道吗，前几天我有个主意。
What? What is idea? 什么？什么是创意？
Promise not to laugh? 答应我不笑吗？
I promise. 我保证。
Okay, so people love your pickles. 好的，所以人们喜欢你的泡菜。
-They do. It's true. -Can't get enough of 'em. -他们会的。这是真的。-永远看不够.
It's the brine. It make people go crazy. 是盐水的问题。它让人发疯。
And, you know, I'm good with the internet, 而且，你知道，我很会上网，
good at building websites, things like that. 擅长建网站之类的。
So I thought maybe I can build a website, 所以我想也许我可以建个网站，
we sell your pickles to people all around the world. 我们把你们的泡菜卖给世界各地的人。
Family business. 家族企业。
Yeah. Family business. 嗯。家族企业。
You can pickle more things than cucumbers these days. 这些天你可以腌制比黄瓜更多的东西。
You can pickle watermelon. You can pickle strawberries. 你可以腌制西瓜。你可以腌制草莓。
They pickle fruit these days? 这些天他们腌制水果吗？
Oh, yeah. You thought they were milking a lot? 哦，是啊。你觉得他们挤了很多奶吗？
Wait till you hear what they're pickling. 等着听他们在腌制什么吧。
Just when I think I figure it out, 就在我想我想明白的时候，
you throw a pickled watermelon at me. I'm like, "Oof!" 你朝我扔了一个腌制的西瓜。我就想，“哎呀！”
It's a crazy world out there, man. 外面是个疯狂的世界，伙计。
Many people still hate Herschel very much. 很多人仍然非常讨厌赫歇尔。
That is true. 那是真的。
I say many terrible things. And if one thing true 我说了很多可怕的话。如果有一件事是真的
in America, 在美国，
once you say terrible things, you will never be success. 一旦你说了难听的话，你就永远不会成功。
That is not true. At all. 那不是真的。完全没有。
Oh, that's great news. 哦，那是个好消息。
Still, we should make some apologies. 不过，我们还是应该道歉。
All I know is that whatever we do next, 我只知道无论我们下一步做什么，
we should do it together. 我们应该一起做这件事。
Together? 一起去吗？
Yeah. 是啊。
Together. 在一起。
Do you wanna pray? 你想祈祷吗？
You do not mind? 你不介意吧？
I don't mind. 我不介意。
Amen. 阿门。
I like her very much. 我非常喜欢她。
-Barbra Streisand? -Yes. -芭芭拉-史翠珊？
This her name? Barbra Streisand. 这是她的名字吗？芭芭拉·史翠珊。
-Babs. -Babs. 宝贝宝贝
-She very pretty. -Oh, yeah. -她很漂亮。-哦，是的。
She is Jew. 她是犹太人。
Oh, yes. 啊，是。
She is a Jew. 她是个犹太人。
Very much Jew. 很像犹太人。
Very attractive trait, 非常吸引人的特质，
dress like boy to go to yeshiva. 穿得像个男孩去夜总会。
I've always said that. 我一直这么说。
She little Jew boy. She dress like little Jew boy. 她是个犹太小男孩。她穿得像个犹太小男孩。
But little Jew woman underneath there. 但那下面的犹太小女人。
I like this film very much. 我非常喜欢这部电影。
You're really coloring it in a new way. 你真的用一种新的方式给它上色了。
It's very naughty. 它非常淘气。
It is super naughty the way you describe it. Yeah. 就像你描述的那样，它超级淘气。嗯。
She is married. -She is. 她已经结婚了。-她是的
One day. 总有一天。